Interests: Ben reads the same books over and over, and loves listening to the Red Sox on the radio in his basement, because it reminds him of when he was shorter. He makes films where at least one person dies in a bloody mess so that everyone cries at the end. He pretends to understand Italian cinema, feminine intuition, and the appeal of the Doors, but he's usually faking. He acts like he's cutting edge, but he listens to the same bands he did in middle school. He likes the poetry of Dylan Thomas, the painting of Norman Rockwell, the writing of Gordon Korman, and the music of Andrew Osenga. He's into anything that involves swashbuckling.

Occupation: Student